“It’s reel food”

Is Jalopnik having a stroke with this concept? I don’t get it, where’s the MOAR GULLWINGS NOW!!1! These aren’t just gullwing doors, they’re freedom doors, AKA Eaglewing doors, because ‘Murica dammit!

Congratulations, you just made senior editor!

I noticed the guy’s name was Woodhouse and the first thing I expected in the comments was Archer jokes. I am so disappointed I had to come this far to find one. Jalopnik, I am disappoint.

I'm in the minority that actually liked it. It's clean and very American luxury design wise. The fold out staircase though is more over the top to me than the doors.

If you drive slow in the left lane—

dad or “daddy” that is the question

Yay the morning CVT

Much like allying with Fox News against the insidious shit Trump says, it feels so god damn wrong to ally with A-Rod against the Yankees.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

I would have tried to turbo the 403, and 5 years later, it would still be disassembled in my garage.

Well, it’s a how a project car quickly builds up and up when you don’t have a clear build plan when you’re the senior technician at Hoonigan Racing. For mere mortals it ends in some combination of tears, bankruptcy and divorce.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

I was playing in a golf outing once and had to pee while we were all putting. I wandered out to a tree roughly 100 yards away, turned to face about three-quarters away from the green and let ‘er rip. Right as I started my stream, a gust of wind blew by and from the fringe, I hear my playing partner yell, “What the…

If it keeps me from having to see a replay of a leg bending the wrong way, it’s a good rule.

Wow. I didn’t even realize that the Chop Block was on the chopping block.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING