It's not even a well-made one. You can hear the swords clanging instead of the lightsabers.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

"I want breweries that aim for more than good product" - I'm willing to drink terrible beer so long as the brewers make a big deal out of standing up to THE MAN.

That "Cut Off" blog post is deeply disturbing. It's one thing to name and shame allegedly "impostor" craft beer. That's a useful guide for people who absolutely don't want to support any beer connected with InBev.

Enlightenment can be achieved by asking yourself two simple questions:

And yet, when Sedaris first tried to make a living as a fiction humor writer, he did not succeed, and it was only through labelling his fiction as nonfiction that he was able to find success.

You can forgive him for not owning a copy of Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations.

Make America #1 Again

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Sure, if that's the approach you want to take to life. But once you start excusing this lackadaisical approach to the truth, and spreading things you know aren't totally true but which help your cause, you have to recognize that you are committing the exact same fallacy as the other side, because they too believe…

Again - I get that. I'm just saying, fighting shoddy statistics with our own shoddy statistics undermines our argument, hurts our credibility, and gives the Islamaphobes more ammo: it's just another example of how out of touch those silly liberals are. The answer to idiocy is not our own idiocy.

OK, so I am a card-carrying non-white Hillary volunteer, but this article is kind of statistically junk.

It's been done, and much better: http://twistedsifter.com/20…

It closely resembles Twilight Struggle, but with fewer complicated actions you can take, and there's a neat way to avoid your opponent's events.

That's called a cuckquean, which is a thing, but in general I think unusual sexual preferences are way more common/manifested in men. Like, I'm sure there must exist some women out there that would pay a lot of money for used men's boxer briefs, but, you know, probably not a lot.

If I were interviewing Johnson I'd ask him "If you were elected, what would you do about the ongoing crisis in Updog?"

[____] Names Two Post Offices in Thirty Years - Great American Hero or Greatest American Hero?

Yeah. Which is why he rebranded it as "nonfiction" and has now inexplicably found tremendous success.

"David Sedaris"

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!