Things aren't as happy as they used to be down there at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

"Won't that put a terrible strain on the animators' wrists?"

Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Watch!

I'm pretty sure that scholarly research (Mixalot et al. 1992) suggests that such calls are positively correlated with a triple X throwdown, with the roundness of a lady's butt being a potential confounding variable.

Kids can be so cruel.

How about "AFP: American Fighter Pilot"? https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Because he needs Taylor Swift a lot more than Taylor Swift needs him.

Now I'm also realizing that Yancy broke his family's centuries-old tradition in naming his son Phillip. :(

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If only Homer had access to the AVClub comments section.

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I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

So it said "You can have this product for four easy payments of 19.95." I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment! We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch.

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"Stupid anti-pimping laws!" [exaggerated pimp walk]

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.