VROOOOOOOM!

Oh, but I'm only joking. No aide would dare correct Trump on anything at this point.

Follow up questins are for pussies!!!!!!

(And aide whispers in Trumps ear)
"Ahem. I meant to say I nominate Jeffrey Dahmer as Secretary of Still Being Alive."

Kushner seems quick.

Bah! I demand more than rumor and heresay. I demand we have someone in the White House who can *prove* beyond a shadow of a doubt that he can suck his own dick.

The Center for Children and Family Foundations Research Foundation. They're a think tank dedicated to determining how to process illegal immigrants to turn them into a healthy food source. Well, all that's true except the "healthy."

Though I'd heard that "Bread and Circuses" thing happened because Gene and the head writers weren't around for oversight that week and the highly Christian themed ending snuck through before they realized it. The crew is pretty multicultural and probably believes all kinds of different things, so it's definitely out…

Where. In the. World. Is…

Then again, I could see how maybe as a writer you'd decide that certain characters just wouldn't be using anachronisms like "for god's sake" in that century.

"Honey, I blew up the god!"

Yeah, I'm an atheist and even I realize references to religion are a part of Star Trek's DNA. Like, the characters we see in Trek generally tend to indicate that the Federation is very much in favor of a pluralism and acceptance of many cultures, and they aren't obnoxious about their own individual faiths. I assume…

::Jumps on top of cafeteria table::
"CULTURE WAAAARRRRR!"
::Mashed potatoes and peas are flung all over the room::

"I'll have you know I'm the most - really - the most self-aware person there is. People, when they meet me, people are AMAZED at my level of self-awareness."

If Trump has any self-awareness left at all, he's not going to want to bring "mental competency" up for discussion.

But every cop in the city has a REALLY entertaining dashcam show.

I think it takes a little longer for these trends to hit Iowa.

At the time the character was created, the stereotype was EVERYWHERE in the media, too. Like, having an Indian clerk was already a frequently done thing. Being midwestern, I had no idea where it came from.

::Morgan Freeman voice:: I'm afraid to do my Morgan Freeman impression in anything other than a text only setting. Some might reckon that makes me a coward, but, no one ever started an online backlash playin' it safe.

Remember Cool Spot? I miss cool spot. He lived on a 7-up bottle and was a cool dude.