When the Twin Peaks Avengers have to get together to fight the Black Lodge Brotherhood, he'll be the Hulk Smash member of the team.

(Carefully gestures while slowly and patronizingly talking:) Audrey… This is short arms 1-0-1.

Is the change in the woodsmen's appearance since FWWM meant to have significance, or is it just Lynch quietly ret-conning their appearance (since they're also all black and sooty in Episode 8)?

I love the fact that the reason the TV turned on in the first place is just that he was punching buttons on the TV remote while eating his cake. Like, he wasn't even expecting it to do anything. I really wonder if Lynch was very specific about which numbers he directed Kyle to press on the remote before hitting the…

My wife believes that David Lynch thinks that Sonny Jim's play gym is what actual play gyms look like.

I think Sara Palmer's TV is haunted, but she doesn't realize it and she just thinks that TV has gotten really shitty.

Oh god.

White people chased me away from a pond, trying to steal my crackers. They were honking belligerently the whole time. They may have been geese. I dunno. They were definitely white, though.

Oh man I'm not looking forward to september when all of the sudden everything is "pumpkin spice racist."

Lisa: Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to.
Bart: Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.

Silver Linings Peebook

(Grandma, spraying her houseplants:) "♪Da dee da wherever I may roam doo dee dee…♪"

♪Darkness,
Imprisoning me!
I cannot pee!
Absolute horror!♪

Oh yeah. "Jugular Stab Kush." Not our best seller.

I'm making my first trip to the promised land of Colorado soon. I'm looking forward to being able to buy clearly labeled strains from helpful sales personnel, rather than whatever the fuck the crazy shit my college friends were giving me. I hate a pot experience when you feel like your mind is being forcibly wiped…

Just ask Jeff Sessions if that's *funny* and *quirky.* Old Jeff will see how *quirky* you are in the slammer, young man!

And doesn't some tertiary character in Last Man Standing own a dispensary? (I've only seen like 1 or 2 eps of Last Man Standing, so maybe that isn't something they committed to)

She's rastafied by 10%.

BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

Does he then turn into Poochie?