"Dear Walgreens,
Please stop selling that Wet N Wild nail polish with kryptonite glitter. It's interfering with the cause of justice.

Oh YOU! :D

He ruined *two* perfectly good jackets.

And that's only because menstruating women aren't allowed near film cameras because they are unclean and will fog the film.

"My friend told me 'Diana, we are fighting a Cold War with Russia.' I said to her, 'I'm going to have to grab a coat, I can't go out in the cold in this armored miniskirt!' I love this country!"

Could be one of those things where Superman is way overpowered, but he's weak against magic and against kryptonite. Maybe WW is weak against… cats?

Ares, but Doctor Poison is working for him.

"We need to put a sequel on the calendar right away! We need to find a way to fix the terrible failure of the first film!"

Keep it in ya pants, Chalmers.

Now HERE'S a future president who's going to have a very *interesting* speech to give at the Boy Scout jamboree.

Hashtag mostLikely! ::handclap emojo:: ::wink emoji::

"One of" these social media stars?

Especially when so often what passes for "left-wing" voices are just "slightly-to-the-left" conservative voices.

These contractors charge $500 a fart.

Wait. Surely you don't mean that military contractors are taking advantage of taxpayers?

But it sounds like Microsoft might be getting rid of the old man's bed!

Yeah, that ain't a rule you really have to follow. I think it's fine to boldly break grammar "rules" as long as you are clearly understood.

Oh my god I just realized they elected a Cheezy Poof as president.

Though Spielberg has enough experience and enough clout that I'm sure he could hand-pick some writers and tell them "Here. Make this… not bad."

"Have you ever seen… a trailer?
…
You will." ::music swells. 2 seconds of silence. music starts again::