All the way back to "Just say no."

Jesus, could they just chill out? Where'd you go to school: the Stanford Prison Experiment?

::Looks up at the ceiling, startled::
"No time for English, kids. This is bat country!"

Dare was really big when I was in grade school, and then high school was the time of the ironic DARE t-shirt.

Oh, ha ha Don Jr. you played yourself!
"Oh, no. No. I didn't play myself, my friend. That was strategy."
Um… looks like you pretty much PLAYED yourSELF. HARD.
"No. Master strategist. I'm playing 5-dimensional chess here."

Yeah, a problem…
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"Why did you want me to bring wine coolers?"
"Uh, no reason, Don."
"I brought some Mike's Hard Lemonade, too. I love it."

Damn I should have scrolled down! Curses!

He was just using Frank Dreben's code word to call in back up. "I was just swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

C'mon. You tellin' me these kids grew up with Donald Trump and he never taught them how to lie?

I think what's gonna save him is that we thought Trump and his cronies were doomed over and over again, only to watch them soldier on and win the election. At this point, can you imagine anything taking him down? It's like, what if Wile E. Coyote figured out that if he never looked down, he'd never fall into the pit,…

Only inasmuch as Darkseid and his machinations exist within spacetime.

The elite-elites are using the "divide and conquer" approach with the poor and middle class.

"Stop bein' Italian at me!"
"I can't help it!"

Scraps of meat between bread, that you hold and eat with your bare, grubby fingers? Yes, I'd say peasant food to say the least. That sounds like something THE HELP would eat.

I for one love these young Millenials, and they cannot replace Brooks et al fast enough for me.

Maybe killing an important superhero as a baby has more jarring consequences to space-time overall than freejacking some mortal dude out of a deadly plane explosion, though.

No capicola. Pepsicola okay?

"Look. I was NOT cut in HALF. I simply met with a man who said he could cut me in half and provide me with damaging intel on Hillary. They provided no useful info on Hillary, cut me in half, and then I left. END OF STORY."

Okay but spiderman is real at least