::Chris Pine singing "I am my own grandpa"::

"He must be secretly redefining his own concept of the words 'don't' and 'recall' in order to get around the lasso's powers!"

::looks in the mirror:: Why did I upvote that? ::sighs::

Maybe some Darkseid minion uses time travel to pluck Steve out of that plane at the last minute in order to use him as leverage against Diana in the future.

Above average, even.

In modern America, Cold War nostalgic for YOU!

Maybe Wonder Woman can partner with badass spy and antiquities expert Etta Candy III.

Or they can do that weird thing the TV show did and have Pine play his own son.

I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR LANGUAGE, MOJO!

"two timepieces," "re-watch," it's all coming together. It's like poetry.

So is the voice of Not Your Foot the same woman who does Marcel The Shell?

I… am… not… your… stilt.

And this episode gave us the first explanation I can remember as to why people aren't as concerned as you'd think they should be about Dougie's behavior. Apparently, he has episodes like this from time to time since a mysterious car accident in the past.

My wife and I recognized that moment instantly as something we'll say to each other from time to time from now until our deaths.

"I only *tried* to collude with the Russians. They weren't actually all that helpful. No crime here. Nothing to see. Can we please move on?"

LOL. Don't kill yourselves, you little knucklehead rascals! Ha!

Ha! Love the enormous Hulk cat. That's a very noble looking Thor cat as well.

"If I decided I wanted to start killing people, there'd be none of ya left!" - Charles Manson

Minion memes are only funny if the text is horrifying, dark quotes about genocide or some such.

I was gonna say "aww, let em sleep on your shirts," but then I thought about cat puke on a t-shirt. Ick.