There is an extremely poor taste joke in there about Germans and ovens

Grill tongs to the family jewels

The hit on Backes was in Game 4, McAvoy’s hit was in Game 6. So if anything you could argue McAvoy’s hit was the retaliatory hit.

reverse that

You do raise an interesting point. It’s been 5 YEARS since the snap. while there still seems to be a lot of upheaval, I bet somethings have stabilized to the new population levels. Like say the job force, and food production! I wonder how many of these newly returned everyday people are now our of a job, homeless, and…

In fairness I’m pretty sure Tony Stark has driven an Audi in every instance where he’s driven a car in the MCU, at least a car the character is supposed to own. So it’s not a new thing.

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I just stick with the old standards. Nothing beats a toasty fire of old creosote telephone poles and rail ties. And the old trim boards from the 60-70's adds a little special touch.

Director’s cut?

Not sure which hit you’re referencing but with Chara specifically, you have to make some concession to the fact that he might be a foot taller than a player he hits. If you’re 6'9" and checking a 5'9" player your shoulder is at the level of their head. 

I’ve done this for years, albeit folded differently than the above.  That way you can see the edge of the shirt and know what it is, without digging through the entire drawer

I’ve done this for years, albeit folded differently than the above.  That way you can see the edge of the shirt and…

Do they make one for fitted sheets?

Do they make one for fitted sheets?

The God of Flubber

The God of Flubber

I’m pretty sure I’ve got a closet full of clothes that scream Fat God of Thunder

I’m pretty sure I’ve got a closet full of clothes that scream Fat God of Thunder

I’d like to introduce you to David Krejci and Patrice Bergeron as well.

Umm the game was played in Columbus

Shoulda known better, it’s not like the O’s don’t have experience with fans reaching over the fence to interfere with a deep fly ball. 

I can agree to disagree, but I’d rather watch hockey than racquetball with a puck

Have you ever been to a rink where a puck played into the nets is still in play? BTW the NHL regulates the entire ice surface, size, shape, markings. As well as the boards and the glass. You know the parts that if the puck touches it’s still in play.

Bubble hockey?