Fleshlight built in the seat? Redefines the term “stopping short”

You mean like all the cylinders and the headlights at the same time?

Beat me to it

People who say comic storylines are convoluted should read Greek Mythology

I think the philosopher F. Gump said it best. Stupid is as stupid does

You know I think all of this “indignation” can be summed up best by the great philosopher, F. Gump

Not Supersized? Amateur

Local pizza shop had a deal - 16" cheese pizza and a 2 liter of coke for $6.50 (this was early 90's). This was a “dinner for one” in my books. Then I’d go out later in the evening with friends for a “snack” - usually 3-4 tacos from Taco Bell. Still kinda startled I made it to past 40.

BTW just checked the Lincoln, Nebraska, traffic control guidelines, this is a 40 mph zone, thanks Google Street view, so to meet city guidelines the cones had to be no more than 40 ft apart. Since they were at most 24 ft, the contractor is in the clear on this. It was a properly placed set-up (not saying it wasn’t…

I’m sorry but I have to disagree with you, the fact that no other driver was confused is highly relevant. It also speaks to the fact that the cones as set out had clearly indicated to all the other drivers that you weren’t supposed to enter this lane there. Also the fact that it looks like this construction zone was…

Sorry but considering not a single other car was “confused” and this looks like a fairly typical spread of the cones for this type of roadway, I highly doubt kid is going to walk away without paying anything.

If you spin out on a wet road doing the speed limit and wipe out a telephone pole, you’re probably not going to get a ticket, but guess who has to pay for the pole replacement? Just cause you didn’t break a traffic law doesn’t mean you’re not responsible for damages you caused

Can we PLEASE at least understand that Wonder Woman AND the jet are both invisible and not that she’s flying a plexiglass jet thru the air, a la the cartoon or 70's live action show?

It would have been better if they’d done their calcs on the $40/ pad engineering paper we were required to use in school

Honestly you may never be “good” at wrenching, but in my opinion and experience, your hand on knowledge will definitely make you a better engineer. You’ll actually think how your design will function, fit and be repaired in the real world. The worst downfall in compartmentalized design is when no one things how things…

I’ve found that many people think that being an engineer means you can fix anything. I’m a geotechnical engineer, as in geo, i.e. dirt (ok soil, the term dirt offends us geotechs). But being an engineer, I’m the person people in my extended family expect to be a car mechanic, appliance repairman, carpenter, and…

Narf

Hello fingerprints = finger Prince. God I loved that show

One of the greatest joys of my life was the day my son turned 13 and I turned to him and said “Go mow the lawn”. I have always and will always detest cutting the grass.

Happens far, far more often than this sort of stupidity.