Isn’t that headline kinda how the orgy selection scene went in History of the World Part 1?

On highways you could possibly limit them to HOV and managed lanes, which are restricted access lanes

You mean until autonomous vehicles learn to deal with unpredictable, idiotic, human drivers, who do things like change lanes without looking, make left turns from the right lane, run red lights, speed, swerve thru traffic, etc.?

Kinda the Tom Brady of hockey. Hate him cause he’s so good. And not on your team.

I could never have this power. I’d be using my dick like that water snake thing in Abyss. It’d be following Sue around the Baxter Building, snaking over the backs of chairs and around corners. Please excuse the terribel pun but...

Um anyone going to point out that the bald guy in Logan was Professor X and NOT Magneto?

That’s what she said

Phrasing

Say AHHHHHHH

Dusty in here isn’t it?

You know phrases like “twat-waffle” are some of the reasons I sometimes wish America had lost the Revolutionary War! We got Liberty and Independence and the British kept all the crazy swears. Advantage English-English!

Then blame the tax code that allowed him to take the deductions, or shelters or whatever it was that allowed him to legally pay that “little” in taxes. Let’s be completely honest if anyone complaining about this amount of taxes made that much and could afford the accountants to hunt for every loophole in the tax code…

how about both?

I'm a Ravens and a Flacco fan and this is still funny as hell

Damn it Donald....use your peripherals!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly I usually use a full bead of lotion along the length of the limb itself. So for my arms I'll run the bead from my wrist to beyond my shirt line (if I'm wearing one). That seems to be the right amount for me to rub it in without leaving a white film all over.

Mattingly cut those sideburns!

NARF

IT's a double win since I've read that many farmers are moving away from planting agave to corn as it's a faster cheaper and more profitable crop. So lighter car and more tequila. WIN WIN!!!!!

I'm pretty sure they already tried that last summer in Baltimore.