A Hawaiian shirt tucked into jean shorts held up by a web belt type of car.

PT Cruiser Cabrio Turbo is cooler than this thing.

I might even offer that, if enjoyed ironically, the PT Cruiser is cooler than this.

I was thinking a Hawaiian shirt, those over-your-glasses sunglasses, and  coupon for the early bird dinner.

Does it come with a time-correct Ed Hardy t-shirt and a pack of swishers?

It’s in exquisite shape, it rides on a sturdy platform, the miles aren’t crazy, but...gah, it’s FWD and the ugliest generation of Monte Carlo. It looks like two different committees designed it above and below the beltline. Some eye bleach:

Wow, the owner arrived already....

5.3 V8 going to the front wheels is enough reason for me to jump ship.

You know what makes this car cool?

Such a clickbait headline, but I can’t really expect anything less from Erik. Tesla’s leadership is 59% white. The U.S. is 60.1% white. As much as I love to shit on Tesla, it seems like Tesla is doing a pretty good job making sure whites aren’t over represented amongst their leadership.

Honestly I’m kinda over the “lack of diversity in the workplace” thing. You can’t hire someone who is a person of color or a minority or a female (or any combination) just because you need diversity. You hire the best person for the position regardless of race or gender. Period.

Say you are a 16 year old, you have some part time job cash saved up, and want to fiddle with mods and tunes instead of driving the family hand me down. This is cheap and should be fun enough to drive and mess with for this low price, and modern enough to be relatively safe and pack modern features. Fvck it, NP.

jalops wouldve loved my 97 f250 ps. f350 suspension. limited slip rear end. locking hubs. 4x4. crew cab with 2 bench seats. 5 spd trans. 2 speed transfer case. 2 speed splitter. 30 gal propane assist. banks turbo and tune. twin fuel tanks but i replaced the rear tank with a 45 gallon unit and had to keep the spare…

I love that too. My best find was a 2001 CLK430 convertible in that indigo blue/gray color with 4k miles, whose top has never been down. It’s a shame for sure that a nice car hasn’t been used but I would be all over it if it came up for sale.

By far and away, my favorite part of working at a dealership, was when minty older normal cars rolled in.

This is the answer. She needs to hold onto the Subaru as a winter car and then get a really fun car for when the salt and snow are gone. In VT I assume you can get enough garage space to keep both cars without breaking the bank. Now she’s not limited by 4WD sedans...

Aside from assuming facts not in evidence— the author may not even be in school debt, or even if she is, her chosen career may be perfectly capable to rendering those debt (and retirement investment) concerns moot— the fact is, life is a terminal condition, and it is absolutely not worth living unless you take the…

It’s just a very weird tone for Jalopnik. It’s way longer than the usual article here, it has no sense of humor whatsoever, and it is only tenuously connected to cars—the author would clearly be just as irritated were Rahm Emmanuel being floated as the pick to run HUD or the Department of the Interior. It’s a…

Rahm Emmanuel is a herb, but who is Miles Kampf-Lassin? New writer around here? You’re not on the staff list and your byline doesn’t link to anything. This is a pretty hot rant for someone to just drop in with, in fact I can’t remember a writer here ever getting this salty or this overtly political. Not that I…