It’s going to scream so loud grown ass men with families at car shows will be the ones begging the driver to “please” rev it some more.

This is more thorough than some of my reviews

no experience necessary

I’d like to head up a new Malaiselopnik sub-brand of Jalopnik, where we celebrate the underwhelming awesomeness of American automobiles from 1973~1988. We’ll acknowledge the belief that the Big Three were doing the best they could while trying to deal with emissions regulations, Japanese imports, and cheap cocaine. No …

My rules:

Pressuring someone to drink alcohol is ~never, ever~ funny or okay. There are SO MANY reasons people can’t drink, whether its addiction, religion, pregnancy, health issues, medication, or any other of a vast array of morals or mental/physical health concerns. Whichever of those things it is, it’s absolutely none of…

Ellen has a weird habit of pushing alcohol on people. I saw a Chris Pratt interview where they talked about his weight loss and action hero transformation and then she presented him with a whole tray of Fireball shots. She insisted he have some when he explicitly said he didn’t really drink it anymore, and refused to…

Guys check out this Mustang

Which engine did it have? This has a 190hp/180lb.ft V6 in it, which shouldn’t be gutless.

That’s the best generation of Camry, with the best engine and best transmission. You’d be stupid not to buy it at that price.

And all the headlights, turn signals, door handles (inside and out) are available as fine Chinese reproductions for cheap money on ebay.

First off, the XV10/wide body V30 was a dead ringer for the XF10 gen 1 Lexus LS. So it’s “just like” driving a Lexus ... without the stigma.

I hate that there was never a 2-door version with a V6 and a stick.

That’s a good car, I’d buy it

We are close to completing the purchase of a 2013 Honda Accord. In gold. Well my son is, but I found it for him. It had 78,000 miles and an asking price of $11,600. Also one of the cleanest used cars I’ve ever seen. Like, I think the owner really was a little old lady who drove it to the church and bingo. There wasn’t…

My late father-in-law had a Camry of that generation.  His was the top-spec trim, with a V6, automatic transmission, and leather seats.  I drove it once and thought it was a wonderful car.  No, it wasn’t a sports sedan, but it was supremely competent and comfortable. 

Sorry my friend, but I’m an enabler. You should totally buy this.

Buy it, track it, and imagine you are a mid-90s touring car driver.