I just ate half a bag of macadamia nuts. I probably just ingested all the fat I should eat in a week.

Critical thinking skills people. Nuts = fat. Fat ≠ unhealthy.

No it wouldn’t

they really jumped the conclusion shark on this gift horse and made an ass our of you and Bob your uncle, didn’t they?

Love the Mercedes symbol in one of her emotional bubbles. Was that supposed to be a peace sign? Give peace a chance man

that is some sorcery.

“write the most scathing break up song of all time, and call it “DEMEAN THIS.” (Song title is accompanied by jerk-off motion.)“

She’s been playing teenagers for the past twenty years.

So Taylor writing about her exes is demeaning but when men do it? *crickets*

Oh Calvin, that was a dumb move. I can hear it already...

alconleigh: Hang in there you’ll figure it out.

Harris also “reportedly told Tay that he thinks she ‘demeans herself’ as a singer by writing such whiny lyrics.”

I’m just here to say HI Y’ALL I started my new job yesterday and I have no idea what I’m doing or where any of the office supplies are.

Daughters do tend to worship their dads, so it's possible she's found qualities in you that she also sees in him.

"Guess which two people at this dinner table I've put my penis in?"

I wish I could identify every single bystander and make sure they were punished. Sickening. Utterly sickening.

I would tell her the whole thing. It's probably going to end the relationship, but I wouldn't be willing to take the chance that she'd find out in a few years. That's not something I could handle having over my head. Plus, who wants that kind of guy for a father-in-law? Any time they have a disagreement, is he going…

I feel bad for the mother is this situation too. She deserves to know that her husband is a lying serial cheat.

omg