Yassss thank youuuu +1,000,000,000

Here’s Chris Pratt being all cute.

“Pee smells like hot dogs”....

Ya or they specified the imaginary her’s gender because they were implying the same thing as the “new, recent hire” stuff: incompetence. Your theory seems closer to reality though, maybe a little of both?

And they made her a “she” and mentioned that repeatedly, because then it would somehow seem less offensive or skeezy than if the hypothetical “junior communications staffer” was male and did the same thing. Aren’t they clever.

I don’t know, the Garner thing was different because it could be framed as an accident. There is zero gray area in this case, particularly with the video evidence of the cop planting evidence to fabricate a story. I think he gets sent up, but we’ll see.

This is what it takes. Think about that. And we’ll still hear any and all dirt they can find on Scott during the trial.

I can’t bear to watch the video but I am so damn glad that someone made one. There should be a reward for whoever filmed this.

whole cast! whole cast plus joss!

“whether Harry Potter would have made a decent bounty hunter”

Why would there be any other answer to this question besides Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen????? Why would ANYONE not want to drink a beer with these guys???

Helen Mirren, Alan Rickman, Jeff Bridges, and Meryl Streep.

this is (admittedly) a weird response. But Frances McDormand. Anyone who gives so little of a fuck that she wears a Gap jean jacket to the Oscars must be fun.

I want to come to the Helen Mirren happy hour and bring Emma Thompson along. Shoes will be all over the place.

with captain mal reynolds any day

So which celebrities should we be drinking with, you ask?

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Duh.

Does Neil deGrasse Tyson drink? That's my choice.

Helen fucking Mirren.