I couldn't follow a word of this. I began to try again, and then realized I don't care.

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss ate some food.

Is that a typo or are we using 'Glob' now? Because I like it.

Intruders pelted with cans by students: 0

As a Rizzo alumna, (Thank you, high school drama club) I'm not sure I hate this. Vanessa isn't a terrible choice. We could get worse. But why oh WHY wouldn't you ask TSwift to be Sandy? She's basically Sandra Dee redux already!

Those are just Bugles.

"Good luck with that."

I find everything she does delightful because I just fucking adore her. You work that tulle visor, Sia!

Oh. Now I get it.

It has the sales staff at theaters busy. They're all tied up.

Oh Madeleine, you don't take your legal drinking age into Hollywood afterparties, either. The legal drinking age there is "can you afford to be there?"

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!

yes basically this

Like special dog, whilst moving.

guys help

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.