When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working…

My business ShipYourEnemiesToAbuDabi.com got shut down and three of my employees got arrested for kidnapping. Go figure.

That wasn't a real business you just mentioned, and now I am sad. I know a number of people who deserve a box of spiders.

The dotcom biz is a fickle mistress, my friend.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

She's also not straight and is a big supporter of not only women's rights but LGBT rights as well. I catch up with her every once and awhile on twitter and I always like what I read.

Weirdest interaction I ever had: a drunk dude asking if he could have my umbrella because he needed a colorful one for the party he was heading to. He offered me his (black) umbrella in exchange, which was way better quality than my cheap (but colorful!) drugstore one. I said ok and we switched. When I got off the…

CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT NAIL CLIPPING. I have also seen people clip their (TOE) nails on the Subway. NO NO NO.

On BART, my friend once saw a toddler signal to it's mom that it had to poop ("elimination communication") and then the mom took out a tupperware and had the kid shit inside the tupperware. On the actual train car.

I once saw someone eating a belgian waffle on the subway, complete with plate, knife, fork, strawberries and whipped cream.

Grossest thing I've ever seen on the subway: Nail clipping (yes, it happens!)

Chris > Liam and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I have witnessed many things divide the readership of this community apart (the scarred carcasses that scattered the horizon during the Team Dog vs. Team Cat Wars still haunt my memory) but nothing has ever torn people apart more than Gone Girl.

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

I hope things work out for her. But more importantly, I hope that one day, through a wonderful twist of fate, she ends up in a position to be Matt Lauer's boss and she makes him beg for forgiveness on his belly.

I assumed she's still there because of producers too. The show would be much less interesting without her. Even just watching her facial expression, which is somehow both vacant and intense, is more interesting than half the contestants on this show (and Chris. Chris is pretty boring).

Uh, can we also talk about that virginity discussion, if we're going to talk about sexist bullshit aimed at and perpetuated by (some) women? What the fuck was that? And of course the 21 year old thinks all men have perma-boners at the idea of virgins.

I'm 90% sure his comment was sarcastic.