Seriously Mark.

it could have been worse. there could have been actual shit.

clot cave

But throwing him under the bus by saying he did it isn't the same as convicting him.

Sorry, I gotta call BS. I'm a kindred moon sister (12 day-long menses, clots that can be measured in in. vs cm, abandon all hope, ye tampons who enter here, etc). You'd absolutely inspect that knob before gobbling on a "heavy flow day", shower or not, if it just came out of your clot-cave.

Many times, I log into Jezebel because I've been hard at work on the academics and need a break. Most of the time this works. Other times, I am left doing this because a story contains the phrase "boba pearl of discarded uterine lining":

LOL HAPPY LITTLE PERIOD TREES.

At first I thought: No, don't read that. It will be gross

No, no no no no no no NO. I did not read this! Stop painting us pictures, Mark, I hate your paintings!

GOD DAMN IT MARK

I also thought it was insane the judge didn't see a problem with the prosecutor being in cahoots with Jay's attorney.

I think it's telling we haven't heard anything about Don yet.

My little guy Toohey is 3/4 ACD & 1/4 Rat Terrier, but in him the ACD genes are strong too. He's 100% ACD in attitude, temperament, personality, and behavior. The only place the Rat Terrier comes out is at bedtime when he has to go under the covers to sleep. But yes, the logic of them living forever because they…

Yea really. THIS JUST IN "Guy Accused of Rape Claims Not to Know Victim" news at fucking 11.

When I first read the RS article, I was so happy to see a major magazine tackle the all-too-common problem of sexual assault on college campuses. Now I wish that the article had never been published.

OMG I just noticed the side eye happening on these scales of justice AND I LOVE IT.

their first tweet was pretty great too

do you guys just run to her every time bellow KARA WAIT IS THIS SHADE?!