Taylor said be cool . . . I'll just look at the ground for a few minutes. That's right, tooooooooooootally chill. The chillest!

You're behind the times, friend! They already have a portmanteau (Sweeran) and thousands of tumblrs! There's fanfic!

And for the Kaylor shippers:

marble mouth getting taken out by an angel is all well and good, but can we please talk about THE GREATEST ED SHEERAN PHOTO OF ALL TIME:

Here you go

I posted this yesterday, but I think TSwift fit in just fine at the show.

I have big boobs but I always get the padded bras, not for their magical cleavage enhancing effects but because I walk into stuff a lot. True story!

No offense to Taylor, who looks nice in a Dynasty kind of way, but this picture (from the link) is why I can't buy bras from Vicki's anymore. They don't make any that don't come preloaded with knockers. "Increase 2 Cup Sizes Instantly!" How about just support the plenty-big-enough girls I already have in something…

Azealia gives me Kanye feels. Like I hear you, yas I get you, but also could you maybe sit down for a second and like idk get a rough draft together?

can't stop laughing at "Igloo Australia"

In my professional dog trainer opinion: Yes. 90% of dogs have one of these names.

I don't see "Mojito", which means mine will live forever?

Huckleberry will live forever!!! At least I tell myself that bc I can't imagine life without him.

Wee Jenkins (not on the list!) the Bearded Wonder is also here to assist our group therapy.

My dogs are rescues too. Not a great picture but it's one of the few where they are (1) together and (2) not chewing on each other. They are, from left to right, Peru and India.

Psh, whatever, my Archie will be cloned and passed down for generations. OH HOW I WISH THIS WERE TRUE. :( :( :(

this is my miniature black poodle, L.B. I was 5 years old when we got him, and my sister and I named him "Little Brother" because he is our little brother, and we really liked Mulan and her dog was named Little Brother. L.B. is now 15 years young. He enjoys daily walks and runs around the dog park, and inspires…

MY LUCY WILL LIVE FOREVER

THIS WAS THE WORST

WHAT