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I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

At what point did the sense of responsibility and accountability evaporate from the job seeker’s psyche?

I don’t know the announcers, so forgive me if I’m insulting a legend... but I’d kill myself if I had to hear that accent on every broadcast.

Overdrive, it’s only as good as your local library makes it, but my local library is really good.

“a green pickup trick”

1. Grits are terrible and if you disagree you are terrible.

Or, you know, just play “real” music for your kids. My 1st grader’s favorites are Elton John, Blondie, Cyndi Lauper, Green Day, and The Beatles.

This always used to bother me, because I have the kind of job where it’s hard to come up with quantifiable accomplishments (dollar figures, sales figures, etc).

Because you want to legally access content in the cheapest way possible?

So you’re saying teenagers don’t like their parents setting rules and restrictions?! Water wet, Pope Catholic, etc. Don’t raise a teenager to ‘like’ what you’re doing, raise a teenager who will grow up to be an adult who gets it.

I had a gay coworker who got on my case when I brought Chick-Fil-A in for lunch one time. I told him I would still eat it even if I found out the reason Chick-Fil-A’s chicken was so good was because they found a way to distill their gay hate into a flavor. My liberalness has ends, and that end is fried chicken.

I religiously avoid watching any video of the allegedly charming and humble Aaron Judge for exactly this reason

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Until your kid can use knife and fork and sit quietly through a meal, they stay at home.

Yeah, we share pretty much everything. If she doesn’t know my password for something, she just has to ask. The only time it’s an issue or I have something to hide is when I try to surprise her on her birthday or Christmas (she sees the bank statement, or I see the Amazon email).

RIP Toys ‘R’ Us. May your little pieces of paper needed to buy video game live forever.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Parks and Rec is the superior show.