Overdrive, it’s only as good as your local library makes it, but my local library is really good.

“a green pickup trick”

1. Grits are terrible and if you disagree you are terrible.

Or, you know, just play “real” music for your kids. My 1st grader’s favorites are Elton John, Blondie, Cyndi Lauper, Green Day, and The Beatles.

This always used to bother me, because I have the kind of job where it’s hard to come up with quantifiable accomplishments (dollar figures, sales figures, etc).

I had a gay coworker who got on my case when I brought Chick-Fil-A in for lunch one time. I told him I would still eat it even if I found out the reason Chick-Fil-A’s chicken was so good was because they found a way to distill their gay hate into a flavor. My liberalness has ends, and that end is fried chicken.

I religiously avoid watching any video of the allegedly charming and humble Aaron Judge for exactly this reason

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Until your kid can use knife and fork and sit quietly through a meal, they stay at home.

Yeah, we share pretty much everything. If she doesn’t know my password for something, she just has to ask. The only time it’s an issue or I have something to hide is when I try to surprise her on her birthday or Christmas (she sees the bank statement, or I see the Amazon email).

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

I would LOVE some advice on how to get a toddler/preschooler how to hurry up on some tasks. For instance, in the bathroom, my 3-year-old son knows the whole routine, and is totally capable of doing most of the things (taking the potty seat on/off, washing his hands, drying his hands) quickly and with minimal help. But…

These are great... but sometimes I find myself reading too much into this kind of thing after reading an article like this. For example, I’ll read this and go home and then start to fret my boyfriend and I are destined to not work out because when we are watching TV and he’s looking at his phone and I lean over to…

Parks and Rec is the superior show.