I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Don’t forget. It’s the last day for the Telltale Games Humble Bundle! $12 gets you Game of Thrones, Walking Dead Season 2, Back to the Future, Fables- The Wolf Among Us, and more!

Don’t forget. It’s the last day for the Telltale Games Humble Bundle! $12 gets you Game of Thrones, Walking Dead…

Vaya con dios Jack. Hopefully he doesn't think you're an asshole too.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

Which is fine, of course, because Mrs. Hawk is about sick of his fucking bullshit, anyway, and is really only staying around until the chicks graduate. And then she is fucking gone, man! Fucking Harry, with his clowning around like some jackass, in some desperate, pathetic effort to stick around a game he was never…

I dunno, maybe tell them the gym is closed and ask them if there’s anything they can be helped with. If you’re too scared to open the door, give them the businesses number to call. Calling the police on potential customers seems like poor business.

Shots fired.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

Probably is since he/she didn’t have to find a babysitter.

My face is already quite punchable.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Living in Massachusetts, I have been following the case since her arrest and what she did was seriously messed up.

A good dog.

The Bong and Winding Road

One Toke Over the (Finish) Line

The Stonyness of the Long Distance Runner

My translation: “At Manchester United we won the Champions League despite the fact that I missed my fucking penalty kick. Luckily, John Terry slipped and landed on his ass, which bailed me out”.