Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

The Bears had a running back named Adrian Peterson when the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson came up.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

That is my new, better reason for stating mostly sober through halftime then.

At this point I’m just hopeful that Lady Gaga shit-talks Trump. The angerbear tweets from the 2nd half will be terrific.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Steelers fan here. It was hard, but clean.

Note to any considering it: leaf vaccuums like the one above sound like a good idea, they seem like they’d make it easy to clean up massive numbers of leaves quickly.

Note to any considering it: leaf vaccuums like the one above sound like a good idea, they seem like they’d make it…

As a 30 year old Mexican-American the photo of El Tri and The USMNT embracing each other for the pregame photo was the most awesome display of unity these dust filled eyes have ever seen.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

Priority #1 is always scoring. Worry about the rest later. And don’t commit impossibly dumb facemask penalties.

Agreed. Play calling was terrible for the Steelers. Big Ben comes back in the game limping after getting hurt and you proceed to throw non-stop rather than run the ball with Bell.

You got to be Kaeding me, right?

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

It makes sense that there would be a lot of love for pointless abstract films that “experts” can hold over everyone’s collective head and simply say, “You don’t get it.”

IT WAS A CATCH