Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

Just another mistake by Jim Tomsula at Levi’s Stadium.

The right is where the home team is put on the score bar.

The old guy obviously did it, right? I can’t be the only one who immediately came to this conclusion...

Agreed on the use of clips. When I used to go to a commercial gym, I would never use clips on a bench press, for this exact reason, but i would on the squat, only b/c the cheap bars were so bent that the plates would slide off the second i started walking out of the rack.

The guy absolutely had no chance, so I can’t argue that point. But if I’m not mistaken, at OLY/Strongman/Powerlifing comps, you also have two side spotters and a back spot, which can take the weight and ensure you don’t get crushed to death. This dude’s spot philosophy was, “Yo, bro. Just watch me and see if I need…

In all seriousness, this is why you don’t clip your weight when you’re lifting heavy. If we wasn’t able to dump the weight, he very easily could have died.

YOU'RE FINE WITH DOG RAPE!?!

My dog only tries to hump when he's at the dog park. It's usually another male dog. Bless his heart.

Oh, I watched this over and over, and laughed and laughed.

I’m not going to defend Beckham, really, but this is a shining example of how uneven the discipline process is in the NFL.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Well he had technically become a runner by the time he was hit in the head so it was clean.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

For those that still need a cup you can also switch to decaf which I have done to lower caffeine withdrawal issues. You still get a bit of caffeine but I found that I did not get the splitting headaches I did with no caffeine.

Yeah, well what is his passer rating?

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

ONE NATION, ONE LOSS, NO TICKET.