Jesus, Millenials today are so entitled! They expect wall to wall carpeting!

I bet if that concrete was stained in some interesting hexagonal pattern, you’d be more for it, wouldn’t you?

Back in my day, we used to bust our ass on concrete that was in unexpected places and it saved money for everyone. We liked it, God,…

Thomas Edison will be forgotten if the Giants keep up this pace of inventing new ways to lose.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

This may get me expelled for saying this, Clark, but I love those uniforms. Especially the socks.

Also, can I add, fuck Vontaze Burfict?

Why did you think we needed to know this?

Well sure, but some of us aren’t 45.

you sound like a unique snowflake

Thanks, Buzz Killington.

“Act like you belong. Exude confidence”. Holy shit, revolutionary!

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

1) Because it’s as valid as any religion

This is the problem with soccer: somebody gushes about it and most people watch for a few seconds, but see nothing.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

That may well be true, but I would guess that all of them know how to properly answer the phone.

Damn, I need to buy Redskins tickets.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

Who needs a quarterback? Just snap it directly to Arian Fos-
Oh..
Right...

I would LOVE to see a position player forced in at QB during an NFL game. I get so excited just thinking about it!