Maybe one day we’ll get to see what Hopkins can do with a great quarterback throwing him the ball

Because the 5-step drop offense would work so well with this O-line.

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

Rivers also uses a silent count on his children because he gets tired of saying all the numbers

So I guess we just put everything on the Internet now, right? Here is a praying mantis I saw...

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.

I’m really not understanding how anyone can still be shocked by this at all. The NFL is a company. Companies do not care about your mother, they don’t care about being socially responsible, they don’t care about anything outside of making money and appearance. They care about APPEARING to care about many social issues…

RIVERS: Fuck you, glove!! Get out of here!!

On the Pittsburgh sideline, an aware Ben Roethlisberger was excitedly shouting “18! 18! 18!”. Mike Tomlin told him to stop, and ignored Roethlisberger’s pleas that he had not been looking at the cute girl in front row’s drivers license.

This is the sort of play I love to watch, as long as my team isn’t doing it. It’s such damn good football, but if I were a steelers fan I would have been having a heartattack

Loved the play call. They really had no other choice but to go for the win. The defense was out there the whole second half no thanks to their inept QB . Mike Vick is horrible, just horrific. They should start Landry Jones.

“It’s time to go to the mattresses.”

So Tomlin’s a caporegime now? There’s no way that Michael approved this. Tomlin is not a made man.

As a Steelers fan, the end of this game straight up turned me into Ric Flair. My “woo!” shouts worked my dog up so much he started barking. It was pretty awesome.

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

I have it on, so that if my replies are stupidly terse, it means I’m out doing something and I’ll reply in a more substantial manner when I’m in front of a computer and unoccupied apart from reading Deadspin.

I place the blame for this squarely on the shoulders of Eli Manning for telling Calvin Johnson not to score since there was so much time left on the clock.

Look, it’s not Matt Stafford’s fault that Lynch was inactive. He did his best with what was there.

I wonder how often she orders a grilled cheese with fries in an effort to be health conscious.

You sound like my dad when he's quoting his dad's dad.