Hook. Cried buckets. In my defense, I was 15 and basically an angsty skinbag of hormones.

“Every morning, he jogs the 47 miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroomed, six up, two down, three to go house in Rygate to the Government Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. (pause) Nobody knows why.”

A lot of people get on players of this generation for wanting to team up instead of beat each other (I don’t wholly agree with this. It just so happens that Bird, Magic, and Jordan were all drafted to really well run organizations that supplied them with the necessary stars to shine), but I have a theory about where…

Honestly all these hot takes are worrying about the future of the NBA are BS. Just enjoy the moment and what is going on now. If couldn’t appreciate the best team ever going up against the best player ever and enjoy it for what it was I question whether you even enjoy NBA to begin with. It was one season. A lot of…

The Cavs have discovered the secret formula for beating GS. Just make 24 threes.

Can this please count?

They already have one. It’s called “not clicking the articles.”

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

That is a great game on tapp.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…

Key and Peele handled Obama much better - the “Anger Translator” was genius.

Yeah, it’s this bizarre reflexive thing people do to signal to everyone that they don’t really like the candidate they are voting for, because otherwise everyone will think they’re super in love with the candidate. It’s a preemptive response to a straw man argument most people aren’t going to actually make.

I dunno Ham, if you followed the same standard you would’ve run out of stuff to write about 10 years ago.

Wrong. JR doesn’t select his shots, he just takes them all.

Sure, when he does it, he’s trying to inspire the team. But when I do it, I’m “scaring the kids” and “don’t even have a kid on this team, sir.”

“If humans did not have flexible elbows”

YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO JACK OFF.

Much bigger problem.

What’s worse, Frank Thomas is going to be re-christened The Big Short.