Nick Kyrgios Goes Through The Legs, Up And Over

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

he meant to say hamsters. millions of hamsters were watching NBATV...

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

“I mean, it was never really there anyway, but okay.”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Tomsula, on phone: “And the packing peanuts you’re shoving into his shoes as makeshift insoles, you made sure to get the cylindrical ones that are actually shaped like peanuts, right? WHAT? You’re using the curly S-shaped ones? NO IT’S NOT ‘BASICALLY THE SAME’ YOU MORON! Shit, do NOT let him jump in those. Look, this…

of course they are gonna be rusty...melo is gone, and there’s a roster full of people who’ve never taken a shot before.

Kind of a distraction if you ask me.

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.

To save time, just throw it directly into your toilet.

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

The Buffalo Bills are the best team in the NFL.

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

I rooted for Lawrence Taylor. I would challenge anybody to show me a worse person who hasn’t killed anybody.

Someone’s going to die on the field. It’s just an inevitability really. When that happens then there won’t be much left in the tank for football.

[steps upon the Take Mantle]

If only there was a song parody to somehow sum up this sit—

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

Maybe next time they should have the fisticuffs take place before the hot dog eating contest.