Does it break doctor-patient confidentiality if he makes dick jokes on stage?

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

Andrew Miller Has The Stuff To Get Out Of Trouble

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Counterpoint: the lob is a thing of beauty...always

I bet he didn’t see that happening again.

This is the Last Werthless Evening Bob Henley will ever coach.

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

32 instead of 17? They expire at 35 anyway.

The letter was signed:

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

The Trump campaign is imploding.

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

#ItTakesAPillage

#BearWithUs

I see they rejected my recommendation to replace the Vikings slogan with “SkLOL”