In related news, I have traded my next two McDonald’s meals for my coworker’s half-eaten sandwich that he didn’t really like.

The article title is the entirety of Sam Bradford’s scouting report.

With a Company-Wide Email, a Question: To Reply?

Counterpoint: Why Your Team’s Great: Bob Kraft formed Run CTE.

Forcing himself OUT of something? I don’t get it.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

I only wish Mr. Kaepernick we as police officers, ostensibly dedicated civil servants, could see the emotional and psychological challenges that our officers citizens in the communities we are entrusted to serve face following a fatal encounter with the worst of our officer representatives, in addition to daily…

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Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

Wins Above Resurrection

(Kermit meme.)

Hell, I still call Chicago 'Fort Dearborn'. Not sure if the new name will catch on.

That’s nice, but I still choose “hate them”

Right? No one can make any moves to get open for a pass because it’s literally impossible. It’s awful.

I’d rather watch middle school soccer.

I watched my friend fall off a treadmill while watching water polo practice. We were clearly there to gawk at the athletes, not for the game.

In his defense, it’s been years since Peter has told anyone they were doing something wrong, so he probably doesn’t remember how.

NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.