We’ve all been there

Andy Reid will only coach in states with this exact structure. 

Hill throwing a baby through a plate glass window did the same for me.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This morning they ruled out a gas leak and they’ve also said they do not suspect foul play.

​Conor fans are so delusional. They watched their guy lose four rounds and tap out, yet want Khabib stripped. They are pretending like there’s no history of teams fighting teams in and around the octagon after fights; are totally ignoring Conor’s actions at UFC 223, and his taking the islamophobia to 11 when…

Dime store Shrek.

AND between the bald head and the slight snaggle-tooth up front, Steve Keim’s resting face screams Cartoon Beaver.

4 preseason games + 16 regular season games = 20 games.

The Hills visited Phoenix in March.

The historical record will view the current administration with the same revulsion as we view Caligula.

Geezus.  I mean switching from the Vikings could be seen as a form of self-care, but then to switch to the Cardinals....that’s like giving up smoking for your health and switching to Meth.

So what you are saying is he got laid there?

His lineage is Jewish, his beliefs are atheist.

You realize that you fucks said this EXACT same shit when Favre was about to retire for the first time, right? But no, every franchise lucks into a generational talent at the most important position in sports immediately after your previous generational talent at the most important position in sports just left the…

I love the signs on the interstates near Chicago that just read “I-94 North WISCONSIN.” No city name, no town, just, WISCONSIN. As in, “don’t say we didn’t fucking warn you.”

Mark Davis is just a very slow Animorph of a ginger man turning into a hairless cat.

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”

shity