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Coming into the 4x400 meter relay at tonight’s NCAA track and field championships, the USC women had to win to…
To be fair, her pitch was ass-shitty. But he is a doofus. A doofus seemed worthy enough by her to let him inseminate her. Says as much about her, doesn’t it?
I actually used my fingers instead of my mouth to type this article, but I’m sorry it bothered you in any case.
A few days ago, the New York Times talked to Yankees broadcaster John Sterling about the home run call that he’d…
But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.
Is it clears out my sinuses so the cocaine can get a better grip I’m all for it.
I scared the shit out of my kids. They had already been subjected to three hours of me clapping and yelling and…
Like most fringe sports, there’s not a lot of money to be spread around from the top down. They’re looking to make a buck. Not the first time last season’s ‘ice princess’ (their marketing ideal, not Wagner’s) has been booted out for younger legs to show on the matinee. No one will admit it in-house, but age/beauty…
I’m not an expert (but why should that stop me?) and I watched the last part of the show, and while 1st place blond made all her jumps (I guess, who can tell, really?), she looked a lot more awkward between jumps and spins than others I’ve seen.
I’m not going to pretend to know anything about figure skating, so can someone explain to me why it seems like bad judging in the sport is a running joke?
I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?
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Which Conor MacGregor fight was this?
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I had just been a little better at football.”
Just once in your life, cook a brisket, over smoky charcoal heat, on the grill. Do it for the solemn pride of having…
You completely phoned it in, and that is what makes you a true American.
Cold fusion. Mars colonization. A cure for cancer. Peace on earth. Cute li’l goals, I guess, if you’re looking for a…
My mom drove me to Pennylane in Overland Park, Kansas to buy "Reign in Blood" on cassette when it came out, and let me listen to it in the car on the way home.