I only buy that stuff. I don't even care if they do add stuff to it, it's delicious.

I don't think I can answer this question without getting banned from the Gawker sites again. Take your win, SandwichBoy.

Assuming it was a very sweet wine, there was enough sugar (and thus high alcohol/carb) to keep it very yummy for a long time.

I was insinuating he posts on Jezebel because he sounds like a white-knight male feminist, who gets offended at the drop of a fucking hat.

Carne Asada burrito before bed = never had a hangover

Have you BEEN to Jezebel?

The site still works like garbage on the iPad.

Where do you work, an elementary school?

This dude definitely posts on Jezebel.

Their reviews were so classy. When I saw games that had FIVE ORGASM FACES I knew I just had to pick that game up.

YEAH BITCHES

For people who have semi-enclosed cubicles, try this:

Save yourself some time, and forward to 1:06.

Sorry, had to laugh at this. Rob? Okay. But Jim Lee? I can't see how you can bad mouth this guy.

Man I remember using like 8 floppies to install Doom... and then I got the Natas Virus :(

Nah, just don't go anywhere near Downtown.

If any of you comic nerds is also a Craft Beer Nerd, try Neighborhood on 7th and G, and Downtown Johnny Browns.

Best carne asada fries in town. Also, while the Tin Fish is always packed, they make some great shrimp tacos.

Humor plus a typo, I guess.

Whoa, didn't see the date. Anyway, I still paid $20 a day under the convention center last year. I know, because I had it expensed by my company.