The building where I work is sunk into the ground so there is a hydraulic lift up to the loading dock. The sticker with the safety info has a digit that’s worn off so it effectively has a weight limit of “_0,000 lbs”

One of the largest tragedies in U.S. history and he still wasn’t capable of showing emotion.

I thing the word he was going for might have been “Eerie”.

I have a bad wheel speed sensor that’s keeping my TRAC and ABS from working. It’s a simple job but uuuuugh it’s just too hot to work on a car right now.

That is not a car. That is a chassis with an engine and seats bolted to it.

Animated series batmobile is best batmobile.

If ex is a guy, anything with two doors and RWD will do. If ex is a lady, you need to get a large luxury SUV, preferably black, preferably Escalade or Range Rover.

Perhaps white wasn’t the best color choice for a fast Bronco.

Keep it away from Meryl Streep.

Raspberries is definitely funnier.

AMC Spirit. I desperately want to get one and replace the wheezy 4.2 with the later 4.0 to create a teeny tiny baby muscle car. 190hp and 235tq in a car that weighs 1150kg is a recipe for fun.

Me lika de car-car.

If this doesn’t win everyone over, I don’t know what will.

This girl is just looking to hurt her back.

The Catera wasn’t a bad car, it was just a bad Cadillac.

Haven’t Chevy light duty trucks always been Isuzus?

I call bullshit on #4, no Fiat X1/9s made it into the 90’s.

Why would wheelbase have to be estimated?

I think the absolute most important thing is to be completely honest with the buyer about the work that the car needs done.

Ice cream cone lying on platter: exhaust brake