Let’s see if that could be a BMW by checking the pixels.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

“Is she cheating on you or working?”

It’s even happier when it gets to dress up and play in the snow

I saw a yellow one the other day. I sort of wanted to pull up beside it and ask the driver if they got it from a cereal box.

Solidly 3/4 of the cars you mention here had some middling to decent chops as FWD sportish cars or at least offered trim packages that got them some decent fun.

That is the sort of thing that come sup when you’re running for president in ten years.

I had a friend whose parents gave her a brand new Paseo, probably a ‘92, while we were in college. During the first month she had it, her boyfriend puked in the passenger seat after a party. Bleached the color right out of the seat upholstery, and the car never did smell quite right afterwards.

Somehow the cemetery photo seems aprops.......

We had some great fun back in the day trolling the Paseo Enthusiast message board - yes there was such a thing...

This is the first ever car with design based on gaming laptops

This is a bad take.

Which magical airline out there do you enjoy?

Really? When I have gone with lower cost airlines, Virgin America and Jet Blue were always by far and away the best experiences.

I would check your horn fluid since towing definitely shortens its lifespan.

Dont be a nimby, get the Ferd Fteenthousand! Its not like you’re driving to the grocer’s mart to get Granny Snacks for the Seniors Home. You work for a living!

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

Jason:

I personally prefer Doug DeMurano as an alias for him.

You lost me at: “This appears to have a DCT. That’s a compromise: they’ve compromised driving feel for better lap times.”