There's that famous story about The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors being, ahem, "completed by chance"

And God for all!

Look up Ducan Jones's real name.

All that anger… just let it go!

"Luc Besson’s <film oeuvre=""> is fun if you can stand the dumb"

I love that sentence. The mounting absurdity is one of the best combinations of style and critique I've seen since "Backwards ran sentences until reeled the mind!"

Calling something Spielberg's worst film is praising with faint damnation.

Now we just need to attach some magnets to the internet and BOOM renewable energy solved!

Filed Under Yeah That's How I Escaped Prison

Heck, the occasional Trump typo might save us all:

JK Simmons is awesome in pretty much every roll I've seen him in. Man deserved that Oscar.

Hold it there Tyger!

And render chicken fat into schmaltz… hey, I AM Jewish!

And then some a hole points out that because of time zones it's not Wednesday afternoon for everyone and we're back to square one.

They mostly imply you're a Tyrannosaurus rex.

With my best Simon Peg immitation: "Accident implies no one was to blame."

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY KISSING TECHNIQUE!

Aren't you going to wash you hands?

It's re-prehensile!

I'm pretty sure I read that Goosebumps.