I wasn't planning to go there when I grew up!

So, um, maybe I've been doing it wrong but how much do you really use your jaw?

Yeah but bratty snot nosed Luke was a good fit for the ensemble.

Rim shot!

They didn't get rich by writing cheques!

I would not object to that at all.

I hope the eating of the lunch went well.

We will never manage to dock!

I have to admit that I never played it, so this might be a bit unfair, but I can't read AVClub comment threads about Nier without thinking of that MadTV Felicity spoof:

Eh, it was MEDIOCRE!!!!!

One of the nice things about buying a house is that we have a whole bathroom we pretty much never use. I don't when the last time that sink had human contact was, but now it has a Feral Faucet.

I will never understand why he didn't just sell his Rayden teleporting technology to the army or something. Seemed like there would be more money in that.

Injustice 2 understands that it's a game for comic book fans, so it works hard to make you look cool. A lot of cool, flashy stuff will happen because you're playing as superman or whatever, but that doesn't mean it's effective.

Wait… I'm smelling crossover potential!

Citizen Kong?

The Mamba Wives of Windsor.

That is something I would know if I ever bothered to watch The Incredible Hulk.

What noble relative/friend can Venom lose to turn into a hero?

Ooh, is there going to be a Silk spinoff?

King Lyre