espritescalier
espritescalier
espritescalier

Oh dear, you really aren’t from the US. Rational arguments don’t work here. Please tell us the name of your country and if it accepts American migrants.

It’s always so magical when a woman can look at a man and just know... He’s the one... The one for anal.

“... since I haven’t shaved in five days and my hair is a mess. I’ve been on a beach for five days.”

Don’t those have sharp edges? Like sharp enough you get papercuts from them if you’re not careful? A turgid dong seems like a very unpleasant to get a paper cut.

Wait, so he “cut off” a crew member while coming into the airport...what does that mean? He obviously wasn’t driving there (ugh new york), so it’s not a car thing. Does it mean he walked in front of them? Got in front of them when they were both heading to the escalator? Wildly careened in front of them to beat them

Hey, thank you for replying, everyone! Also, this is insane and why does it still exist? Most people agree that it’s inhumane but I mean, sure, if someone wants to argue that some people deserve it and blabla, okay, argue away. But if it’s USELESS and EXPENSIVE anyway, what is the POINT? Like, I genuinely do not

Should have slapped her and when she complained just say, “You’re only one person. So many people are ever so slightly slapped every day....”

Someone threatened to kill the survivors!?!

Overheard on the airplane this morning: “Did you hear about the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood shooting?” “Yes yata yata” “Terrible” “Yes, but in the great scheme of things, it’s only three people.” “Yes, so many more people killed every day...”

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT. is this where we are, people? These two ladies

Great, so now there’s some fuckhead psycho who tried to finish the job that Richard Dear started? Ugh. I really need to build a spaceship and look for life elsewhere.

Al Jazeera, John Oliver and “No, You Shut Up” on Fusion are all the news I need.

Starring not because I think that’s awesome, but it’s totally what they mean, right?

“Ann is actually a fictional being that we created after watching the pilot episode of New Girl once while drunk.”

Written by Ann O’Neill. According to her CNN profile page, Ann “is into quirky characters doing crazy things in colorful places. She loves a good trial.” I wish I were making that up.

CNN: “We’re not saying he deserved it, we’re just saying he wouldn’t have amounted to much anyway.”

Nailed it :/

Besides being completely inappropriate & totally irrelevant to his death & the trial as a whole, that’s also just a terribly worded sentence.

What on earth. If this is CNN’s appositive, what’s Fox saying? “Freddie Gray, who clearly had it coming”?

Eh, I’m not so sure. I’m an adjunct for a Georgetown University grad school program and this would certainly fall into the category of plagiarism under our standards.

I can’t even comprehend how much of a piece of shit you have to be to crap on these parents for having more children. I’m going to have a rage stroke thinking about it.