My mother also liked to broil up some steaky hockey pucks. Ketchup or A1 were necessary lubrication for the safety of your esophagus.

As someone whose family often broiled steaks in the oven to the point of charring them through, I can attest that ketchup is possibly the only thing that can make a well done steak palatable.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

You forgot to start your first sentence with “Actually”.

Shane Tusup is a former American swimmer

They also tweeted “We hope someone loves you as much as this man loves his wife.” while it showed him jumping around and beating his chest.

Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Perinatal hospice care:

You’re not a cop, but you DO know. What is their fucking excuse?

When you believe that they have power over you, you are reinforcing whatever power they do have.

I once took a class on humor writing, and the male professor taught a unit on “why women aren’t funny” and how women like Tina Fey overcame that. I brought up that Irma Bombeck was the most read newspaper columnist in this country for years, and the most clipped and pasted on refrigerators. He basically told me that…

It reminds me of the bit Samantha Bee did: “Now, some guys may say, ‘What, does this mean I can’t even ask a woman out at work?’ And the answer is, ‘Yes. You’re at work.’”

As men line up to explain every time anyone suggests that attempting to seduce your female students or subordinates is inappropriate, there is literally nothing worse than asking a man to forego a potential opportunity to get his dick wet. War, genocide, sex slavery — these are mere trifles compared to the indignity…

Stop. sleeping. with. your students. period. How is this hard????? You should not sleep with people you are teaching and/or have substantial power over. I get it your students are hot 0r whatever. You are a grown ass adult and know better. Stop sleeping with your damn students*

*note: this message is for all teachers,…

I’d be inclined to agree with you but Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt is light years better than 50 shades of Twilight.

Women suck at things, there is no way a woman could write a book series as good as JK Rowling and his Harry Potter series or write music as good as that dude PJ Harvey. They def can’t sing as well…

I went to one of the top MFA fiction programs in the United States. Sexism infected the culture and colored both how the professors treated male vs female students and also how we discussed the work.

During his confession, O’Kroley told the police “it was easy to kill” Nosal because “she had ruined my life.”

I don’t know, he’s had to see Cruz’s name all over the news this whole time. I have a particularly vile former roommate that after a few years of hate I’ve graduated to a semi-zen “I wish her well, and far away” POV, but if she had a political following constantly Tweeting about how she was the smartest person in the…