...or JD Vance.

My ID.4 was made in Tennessee by American workers that just unionized. Who cares where corporate HQ is? 

This stuff is just red meat for the base. The right absolutely loves boycotts and retaliation against “woke corporations” like Disney or AB, but when one of their own darlings is the target, they scream bloody murder.

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

You don’t eat snacks on road trips?

Somehow reminds me of the mirror houses in The Curse that are supposed to save the environment, but birds keep flying into them and dying.

It’s not terribly surprising that some Tesla fanboys are also turd polishing enthusiasts.

I bet if people didn’t love hating Musk, the Cybertruck would be the coolest thing on the road.

“I’m not a Tesla owner but...[takes Elons balls out of mouth]”

I’m bringing you out of the greys to tell you how wrong you are.

Image rights. We’re not not about to use images that someone else paid for without their permission. 

Story about seeing Tesla cars from space includes no images of seeing cars from space....

The internet was a mistake.

“She stole my police cruiser. And trapped me in it.”

Everyone knows that you have to caulk the wagon first.

Official parade car for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

Oh no, they’ll take my license to woke away! 

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

Solid false equivalency. 10/10.

it would lose 75 miles of range though.