He's the one that just got 'engaged' and everyone nearly died.

Most people go with ramen but I always felt his hair was a little more lo meniney.

Rihanna has first phase of goth period in middle school style going on, or Key Holder at Forever 21, pick yer poison.

I kind of dig how pumped he was to share it with the twitterverse. He seems like a good dude.

NOPE. I'm 33 and I fucking LOVE them.

That's Zayn, whose face is scientifically perfect.

The worst was when they were in-person crushes, and they came out when I was a teenager, and I was all like, "... Oh."

Words that have fallen from the mouth of anyone over 20 who finds them attractive. (Although Zayn - middle one - just got engaged.)

My past is littered with the ghost of celebrity crushes, concealing thier lust for other men behind a blinding smile, streaked hair, and guitar pick necklaces (thank you 90s).

Lovely piece, Madeleine.

We all like women.

My reaction anytime someone over the age of 13 starts crushing on Wand Erection...

Oh, hell no. Every time I had a crush on a guy when I was a kid, he turned out to be gay. Not going down that road again.

I think the internal dialogue of the tongue is

After sending out numerous memos, it's evident that Jezebel has declared Robin Thicke to be 2013's Enemy no 1. Any opportunity to toss him under the bus and roll over him will be taken. At this point, it's just sad. Soon we will blame him for global warming and the end of days.

Thicke probably looked at the plans for the VMAs and figured a bit of controversy would raise his profile. I mean, up until "Blurred Line" he was what, c list at best?

It looks like she has Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck to her teeth.

i can't be the only one who thinks that selena gomez's dress looks like a piece of decorative fence, can i?

CUT IT OFF

"Timmay!!!"