I always felt bad for JC. He and Justin were clearly the most talented in the group, and I actually think JC's voice is better than Justin's. He should've had a better solo career than that one single back in 2003 that totally flopped.

Except they didn't. Call her out that is. They focused on the issue that is relevant to white feminism.

Cold as ice, that was.

"It's so crazy that all of mainstream society is doing this thing around the corner and i'm just over here being quirky and [something about dog piss]"

Jesus, what happened to Chris Kirkpatrick? He's the pop star equivalent of your High School's star wide receiver that gained 50 pounds and is currently working in an auto yard and telling you stories about the "good old days."

Lance, even though he was my favorite, has never been a good dancer. My BFF and I spent lots of time during high school watching their Disney performances over and over and trying to catch all the times that Lance messed up on the dancing, which was many.

I live in New Orleans, where every little skinny white girl since Katrina wanted to learn how to Bounce so they could fit in with the local culture. When you don't put in the time to be part of a culture, you don't get the option to just cherry-pick the parts you like. It smells like social colonialism.

I'm already seeing comments like this in one of today's Jezebel posts and I'm rolling my eyes all the way to the back of my head. Take away discussing how she was dressed, take away how she was bopping about all over the stage, with the backup dances unsure of where to go or what to do next, and her running out of…

Miley is a 21-year-old guy?

She looks like me in Zumba class. And that's not a good look.

Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.

Between Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Miley, and God knows who else, the 2010s in pop music will be remembered as just some heroin-induced, candy land orgy-nightmare. Everyone is trying to outweird, out-"performance art" each other. I feel old.

This entire performance was like something that Stefon had a nightmare about.

To be fair, Jaden always looks concerned

Then you must be devastated when Gaga's on stage.

This is some cornball shit. There is absolutely no meaning behind this artsy-fartsy crap she's foisting on everyone. It's funny that all of her "artistic statements" involve nudity. What an intellectual.

My pitbull is so vicious that she killed this bug, chewed it up, and then showed absolutely no remorse when I had to clean it up. She is a monster.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Perfect! He even has the mom mouth going: slight dissapproval without fully committing to a frown because they aren't 'actually' saying anything. ("What?" "What what? I didn't say anything?" "You gave me a look" ".... (more look)... I did not.")