In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks you!

Internet dating is in no way a last resort. What are the alternatives? Your friends set you up, you meet someone in your day-to-day life, or you look for people in bars. These are fine, but very random and reliant on chance. Using the internet casts a broad net. I have at least two pairs of friends who met their…

I started using it a few years ago, having dated very little (I sort of...stumbled into a relationship in college). For me, it was about hating bars and feeling really pressured when guys did randomly hit on me in public. OKC gave me a chance to meet lots of new people I ordinarily wouldn't (busy grad student who,…

I'm echoing the Go for It sentiment. I had been with someone since high school and had no idea how to date as an adult. OKcupid was a lot better than match.com, it had like a super serious vibe to it. OKC was more like hey we're here to help. Spend a lot of time reading and re-reading profiles even before you…

It can be fun if you let it be fun. Sometimes it can feel like shopping for a boyfriend. Sometimes it can feel like you are invisible in a world of handsomes. But really, like with anything, it's what you make of it.
I have been on and off it over the past three years (do what you will with that unintended pun) and…

I met my boyfriend on okcupid, we've been dating for 2 years & now live together so it worked out really great for me. I always thought I was the type of person who would never "resort" to online dating but I learned a major lesson in don't knock it til you've tried it. When I signed up I had just moved to a new city…

Met my boyfriend there and now we are happily living together :) You never know until you try.

More like when you meet them, they are boring as fuck.

Go for it indeed, but of course you'll have to weed through the dross for the pearls. I met my wife of almost three years on OK Cupid.

Go for it, but make sure to keep whatever "rules" for dating you have in real life when you're on the site. You may get a lot of random guys messaging you, but trust your gut and know that you don't have to answer their messages if you're not feeling it/they seem odd/they seem rude. I'd recommend setting up a Skype…

Go for it. Try to maintain a good balance between detachment and (so the turkeys don't get you down) and eagerness (so you don't pass up or drive off a good thing out of cynicism).

BahahahHaha I love you.

Clearly the Church of Satan is just trolling for membership. Because duh, pro-choicers are going to HELL.

It gets even more complex when you get to pan-national ethnicities. For example, as anyone names "Cohen" what his family nationality is, and chances are he won't have an answer. Ask his ethnicity, and you'll get an instant answer: Jewish or Ashkenazi.

HELLO WISCONSIN!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??

I have this intense fear of vaccuuming, especially if I'm home alone. I feel like the noise is so loud that absolutely anything could be happening behind me and I wouldn't know it. I've never had an experience to make me feel that way, but I seriously have to stand with my back against a wall and push the vaccuum away…

When I was a kid, 4 or 5 years old, we moved into a new house. My mom says the previous owner warned her the house was haunted but she laughed it off. I slept in the only bedroom in the basement and every morning I would mention at breakfast that a man had come and sat on my bed and talked to me. A few weeks later my…

Holy damn, that would freak me out. I'd think I was going crazy. Shudder.

Yes. The guy I am dating is a paranormal investigator and I haven't dumped him yet, which is NOT NORMAL.