too funny! i just got done listening to that song :)

Quality.

OHHH this and the shitstorm over posting the Trayvon Martin photo on Gawker in the same day?

Strawberry short dick?

Not terribly creative, but fun to say :D

Only if it includes whipped cream.

I had friends in London, but otherwise I tend to stick to myself. I'm pretty much the definition of an introvert, and when I'm not in a forced socialization situation at work, I like to enjoy my solitude. It's definitely not hard to meet people, especially in New York, if that's what you want to do. As far as…

Time period? Do you mean you can take cruises back in time? That could be cool.

NYMag just posted an article about this very thing. It's a sign:

Then you'll definitely be fine in NYC, that's a wanderer's city. Though wait till September, signed sweating it out over the bridge in NJ.

Come to NYC!!! <3

I agree with you. Some people are introverts and they would rather be introverts. The issue I'm seeing the Introvert isn't being invited to these outings or parties. Which is a bit weird.

Take a breath, I'm 28 and my last bf was 45. I was making a jokey comment more about Hollywood that was playing into my own false pre-conceived notions (that we ALL have, welcome to life), not about society in general.

If you use lemon juice to get rid of a stain on your furniture, you can then rub the area with fish to get rid of the lemon smell.

Fuck the haters. Vampire weekend is and has always been awesome.

"What do we want?"

I adore kids, but I agree with you: Kids are assholes. People are born not knowing societal rules and completely focused on themselves—that's just how it works. Parenting is the process of teaching them to act like human beings.

Ha! That reminds me of one of my mom's favorite stories about my older sister. She was around 4, pouting in line at the grocery store because she was trying to get my mom to buy her candy and my mom was not about to hear that shit.

I live next door(in a duplex- so next door) to a wonderful family with an asshole child. He hits my hydrangea blossoms with sticks until they explode, and throws pine cones at my BF while he mows the lawn and is generally a little shit. I have suspicions that he hides my mail. I've started turning the hose on him when…

Oh yeah— totally agree. Hence the "they'll grow out of it if they have someone telling them it's not okay" bit.

Being in retail, I have a stone cold response for that bullshit scenario, which happens A LOT: