I've pooped in there thousands of times too. Shh, don't tell him. It's a surprise!

Yes, but now Kitty 2 has ideas. Once a cat gets a little taste of the rush that is operating a tank, it immediately moves on to plotting world domination.

Why must you insist upon pitting these animals against one another in battles to the death? Remember what happens to Gamesmakers who get too big for their britches, Ms. West.

Kitty 1 wins the adorableness contest, but it doesn't matter, because Kitty 2 used its weaponry to blast Kitty 1 to smithereens while it was collecting its award. Shouldn't have spent so much time showboating, Kitty 1. Now you're just kitty bits and no one can scratch your head!

My husband acts like he's totally cool with period sex, but then again, he won't ever look in my purse for anything out of fear of accidentally touching a tampon. You'd think one had bit him before or something from the way he acts.

My husband and I both found Applegate's character grating and unlikable. Personally, I don't think she's a particularly strong comedic actress (despite her entire career basically being in comedies), but in this instance, it was really the writing that was at fault. Her character was uptight, angry, controlling, and…

I'm pretty sure Up All Night ruined Up All Night. That show was a mess right from the start.

Does anyone remember Swans Crossing?

That is one of the most amazing eye rolls I have ever seen. It's like a conductor commanding an orchestra of musicians whose instruments produce disdain instead of sound.

Also, for a cheap, quick, temporary fix for sitting problems, google pool noodles and sitting aids. You can slice pool noodles in half and slide them under your sit bones when you're sitting. They hold you elevated far enough above your chair that your tailbone area doesn't touch anything. (A coccyx cushion on top of…

I am so, so, so, so, so sorry you're dealing with this. I too have a sitting disability. I wouldn't wish it on... Well, okay, I can think of a few republican politicians, but other than that, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. :(

I'm pleased someone saw my silliness before the spam comment got zapped! It's already gone now.

Hi Maine! Sorry for being all weird and leaving you this comment in such a random place, but I need to be circumspect.

No, she probably cried because of her girly hormones.

I'm having plastic surgery to make my vagina look like a be-tentacled sea monster of doom.

Holy shit, that would make me furious. I'd so be hiding under that little kid's bed at night, making the scariest-ass growling noises possible.

Urrrgh.

I disagree with your lifestyle choice of being a moron.

Hi Celia! I'm responding to you here in an admittedly feeble effort to keep my response away from you-know-who, who is surely monitoring Clashtalk closely.