"I'll take Arrogant Douchecurds for $500, Alex!"

Richard Simmons can't live under your bed, because I'm already living there. Sometimes I dance around in your pajamas when you're not home.

LADY AMALTHEA!

What design is that? I love it, and I feel like I might even have it, but have failed to give it a try. Also, what's the polish underneath? I'd heard it was hard to stamp on glitter polish before, and haven't tried it yet myself.

Every outfit?

I have a bunch of different brands. The design in this image is from Red Angel, which has some really, really eye-catching designs (although sometimes some of the images are on the small side). I've also got Cheeky plates (including their XL full-nail designs, which I love), BundleMonster, and Konad. I haven't…

That. Is. Darling.

It's totally something a beginner can do. That's the glory of stamping: it's dead easy, but it looks ridiculously fancy and nice when you're done. It only took me an hour or so of fiddling around to get the hang of it, and it probably shouldn't have even taken me that long.

That's actually a design by Red Angel. They've got some gorgeous patterns — although sometimes they're a little small.

Yes, and it's really a very simple technique. And stamping with your non-dominant hand is actually not that hard at all to get the hang of. It only really takes a couple attempts to get it down.

I discovered nail stamping this year, and my nails are now an endless parade of fabulous.

Obama: King of Cavers. I've met damp tissue that can withstand pressure more successfully.

Having the fires of hell always licking at your heels does that to a person.

It makes me feel sick, and it makes me angry at myself for feeling sick. He's proven time and time again he's the King of Caving; I should be inured to it by now.

I disagree with Lida_Rose. Get down with your disagreeable self.

Given the rumors about the way he's likely to cave on the fiscal cliff bullshit at the expense of the middle class, elderly, and poor, I'm struggling to find him adorable right now. Do you have any photos of a small child kicking him in the shin? That would totally do it for me.

Fuck your blip format for forcing that knowledge on me.

And as soon as I explicitly say that, your comment will have a purpose. Until then, sadly, it's completely fucking pointless.

Exactly.

I fucking hate this country.