PREACH.

Ugh. Really? Ugh.

They could also encourage their interest in the entertainment industry through acting classes, music classes, drama camps, music camps, school plays and other extracurricular activities, until they're old enough to enter the industry as "adults" at the age of 18. It would shield young children from the often damaging…

Of course. And as wealthy, responsible parents in the biz, they could have easily facilitated and encouraged those aspirations without thrusting their children into the public eye until they're 18. Acting classes. Music classes. Drama camps. School plays and extracurricular activities. Really, there's almost an…

He was very specific in what he said. They didn't realize what getting married to one another meant to their children, or what it ultimately meant to themselves. Not that they didn't realize how much marriage means in general. He couldn't have been more specific with the context, and the quote was mighty short.

Agreed. I'm kind of blown away by all of the fawning over them in the comments because of this one statement. Let's completely overlook how scary and psychologically damaging the entertainment industry can be for kids, and how eager the Smiths are to thrust their own children into it, because feministy statement…

To me, they seem more like managers.

Yeah, I'd like the Smiths a lot more, and be a lot more impressed with those statements, if it didn't feel like they're trying to foist their children on the world in an attempt to build up some stupid entertainment dynasty.

She's smoldering in this picture.

The image of a naked Lady Gaga drunkenly trying to push stuffing through the crack beneath a door has made my freakin day.

It's still funny.

Yup. The floofy one is Batman, and the skinny one is Leeloo. :D

I bought the shoes for the sole purpose of laughing at the way they make my dogs walk funny.

There's no interspecies love, but here are my dogs wearing shoes for the first time. Long-legged Italian greyhound + shoes = bahahahahahaha!

Whoah, so you're saying that this dude was wooing minors online? I'd thought maybe he was a family friend or something, and that's how they knew one another. But the fact that he sought out a child online for a romantic/sexual relationship launches this squick-fest of a situation into a whole other universe of gross.

Oh. My. God. Really??? NO ONE ELSE THINKS THIS!!!!! Please tell us more about this stunning new theory.

Her eyes look very unhappy.

I know, right? I'm kind of amazed that didn't come up.

Yay! I never realized I would one day be glad I ate deodorant.