I'm not seeing anything that indicates this was implied to be an MM quote. I'm pretty sure Gaga was using a photo of a famously non-thin actress to accompany her own words.

I love those big eyes of hers. They're such a great shape.

My favorite.

Ooh, I hope the accent is just a troll. That would be hilarious, and much less cringe-inducing.

How do you explain her posing naked and without a stitch of makeup on a major magazine cover?

Are those in his own words "diminutive" tables (and the unpictured chairs) as small and low to the ground as they look? Because if so, I am going to happily imagine him sitting at them, looking like a man revisiting his desk from first grade.

Very much indeed. It's argued that these laws are an unconstitutional poll tax.

Oooooh, help! I'm blinded by your superiority!

Thank you, than you, thank you for posting this.

Even if it's shit from a fancy dancing horse?

Has there been any word yet on whether or not this is Parks & Rec's last season, and if it's going to be an abbreviated season, as rumored? (I am going to grieve so hard when this show goes off the air.)

It's a dog whistle for racists who believe Obama is a presidency-stealing Kenyan. It's his way of saying, "Vote for me because I'm the white dude!" He's such a motherfucking asshole.

Really, any time you see pictures of celebrities in very intimate situations, you should assume a long-range lens was involved. It's what happened with the infamous Kristen Stewart photos as well.

They were on a large and very private residence, and in no way in public. Those pictures were taken with a very, very long-range camera. She had every right to expect that what she was doing was not being photographed.

Thanks to Caity Weaver, she'll always be Taylor "WEIRD SANDWICHES!" Swift to me from now on. And I'd prefer that that's the only phrase Swift tweets, ever. From here on out, one long feed of nothing but WEIRD SANDWICHES! over and over again. It would make me like her so much.

Does the article not link to a full version of the video? (I don't know — I haven't checked, and I'm lazy.)

Because obviously it's SO much easier for a non-whitey to con a country into believing he's a citizen and electing him for president than it is to be a kind, honest white man running for president.

Someone should pull Romney aside and politely explain to him that acting like a massive, massive dick will in no way compensate for the size of his penis.

Howsabout this marvelous vote-for-whitey quote?

My biggest beef with bikinis for little girls is the way one left me brutally disillusioned as a child. For some reason, wee Esmerelda was under the impression that wearing a bikini automatically causes one's hips to sway enchantingly when one walks. Imagine how crushed I was to put on my first bikini as a little…