She has a superhuman ability to grow hair at will. It oozes forth from her play-dough machine of a head on command.

Preach, sister!

Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed it, because writing it was way too fun. I'm now fighting an urge to create super-villain backstories for all of her outfits.

I'm always fond of saying I like Gaga in part because she constantly dresses like a comic book villain — and never before has this been demonstrated more than by that weird ball of flowers eating her head.

I love her because she always looks like a comic book villain.

It's true that her pop music breaks no boundaries, but I'm not sure why that undermines the fact that her appearances, performances, and videos consistently are edgy and envelope-pushing. Can't she make plain old pop music and still be edgy in other ways? Why does one have to cancel the other out?

You'd definitely know if someone tried to sneak in a surreptitious nose-picking when no one was looking thanks to the gouts of blood it would produce.

Gaga serves Plavalaguna realness all the time.

Oh my god, I hadn't even noticed that detail. Now I'm squealing.

A) You are complaining because people leave comments disapproving of Chris Brown on articles in which Chris Brown is mentioned. In short, you're complaining about people being topical.

Well said, thank you. I believe there can be redemption in remorse as well.

Seeing as how you can't possibly know if the people who express outrage about Chris Brown aren't voting with their wallets in regard to other abusers in the media, what you've written really comes across as an excuse to feel self-righteous and superior more than anything else. Many people feel strongly enough about…

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Heh! Thank you! That uninformed comment totally got my iggy-owning-and-rescuing dander up.

Italian greyhounds are SO not a breed for anyone who hasn't thoroughly done their homework. In the first year of their lives, Italian greyhounds' long, thin legs grow at an extremely rapid rate, making them unnaturally porous and delicate. During this portion of their growth, owners must watch them practically…

True, true. Part of the massive headfuck that is fame.

I don't disagree at all. I can see people who work with her closely caring about her a lot — and I hope they do, because she seems such a wounded soul — but my guess is the underlying motivation and directive comes from a more calculating place.

Italian greyhounds are absolutely not a toy, designed breed. They evolved naturally in the deserts of ancient Egypt, and were the dog of choice for the Romans. In fact, the phrase "beware of dog" (which I'm too lazy to look up in Latin) originates with the Romans, who had to place these signs around their properties…

That's a very sweet and idealistic way to view the situation. But it's far more likely the concern stems from a desire to protect an investment and prevent a gravy train from going off the rails.

As a smart, funny, hot girl in the Pacific Northwest, I concur.