That is hysterical. Oh my. Thank you for the laugh.

My guess is she realized very early on that she'd made a mistake, and much of what we see is the result of her frantic series of attempts to correct what she'd done. Really, it's pretty tragicomic.

You're right. I hear they're notoriously difficult to potty train.

Really? I would have given it more like a C-, maybe a C for effort.

I love how you think you're forming words and sentences, but all that's actually coming out is, "Herpy derp derp! Burdurhurrrrr!"

I fucking loved Elise the atheist. She was so awesome. She totally would have won that season if she hadn't used her final interview with the judges to tell Tyra Banks that her good looks are a result of an excess of estrogen and entirely an accident of birth — as opposed to, I don't know, her divine right or…

Why doesn't she like talking about season 1? I must know the juicy details.

I think this is the slap fight gif you meant to use.

I'm sorry, but this is the only slap fight gif in the world that matters and should ever be used.

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Your username gave me the giggles.

I am stunned to hear that Jennifer Lopez is involved in anything I think is actually good. If there is a god, perhaps she'll stick to producing television shows from here on out, instead of punishing us with her "music" and her "acting."

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Mwahahahahahahaha! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!

One of the things I loathe the most about people like Todd Akin (and any number of other vocal right-wing figures) is the way the darkness and hate they project upon the world summons an answering darkness within me. It's impossible to take in their outrageous, hate-filled statements or deliberately false propaganda…

What I want to know is if she's able to conceal guns in any of the deep crevasses in that sun-cracked hatchet face of hers.

People are hypocritical idiots with no critical thinking skills. Humanity is full of dumb.

It's certainly not information I'd want disclosed about myself.

I think the title of the article you will post in approximately two months announcing yet another new commenting system should be: Hey, Look, We Pooped All Over Our Website Again!